Twists To The Famous Quote – IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE…."

 

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE 

 If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….
  

THE NEW VERSIONS ARE…..  

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was
 

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

 Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.

 Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ..
If she doesn’t come back,
continue to wait until she comes back …

 Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat …

 C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

 Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
 

 Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.
 

 Schwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE’LL BE BACK!
 
 MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
 

 Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her
super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

 Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

  Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

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